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fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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