am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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