I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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