"it" just moved
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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