I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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