Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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