I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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