Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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