Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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