Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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