Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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