There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize
