thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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