I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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