Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize