I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
This toilet bowl is my home.
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