Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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