You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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