Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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