I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
After tacos, we're chasing women.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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