you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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