I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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