I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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