i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
So here I am, sexting at work.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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