the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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