We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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