There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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