What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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