this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Randomize
