Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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