sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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