so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I just found a bag of teeth...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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