What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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