How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I am midnight drunk by noon
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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