I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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