Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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