Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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