So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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Fuck me I smell like cheese
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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