I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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