I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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