so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We got so high we made milksteak
My pussy is not your playground.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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