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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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