Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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