So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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