Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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