I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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