He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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