So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
