For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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