we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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Oh Jesus.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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