You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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