Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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