your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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